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About our dear Mamis

Mamis are always interesting to watch.

*The Henpecked Mami*

This mami is addicted to the neatness
of Mama in the sense, she just can't do without him a minute around.
Every now and then that 'ஏன்....ணா'
will be heard just to ascertain mama's presence and especially to remind him that
he has to reply with 'என்னடி சொல்லு'.

She feels very happy to see him and
asks him 'செத்த இங்க வர்றேளா'.
The Mama will religiously present himself  near her;
but mami will say  'என்னத்துக்கு கூப்டேன்னு மறந்துட்டேன்;
வயசாயிண்டு வர்றது'.
Mama will say 'சரி நான் போரேன்'. 
Mami will swiftly retort 'வந்துட்டேளோன்னோ,  இப்படி சித்த உக்காருங்கோ'.
என்ன அங்க அஞ்சு ஃபைல்ல கையெழுத்து போடறது தட்டு கெட்டு போறது'.
Mama obeys happily.

*The Monarch Mami*!

She feels, without her the entire house can't move an inch.
The entire house includes our dear Mama also.
She wakes up at 5 a.m. and can't bear
the sight of people sleeping;
of all the people, mama.
Prepares coffee and keeps it with a
'டக்' sound on the table saying 'இந்தாங்கோ காப்பி'.

After two seconds 'என்ன காப்பி நன்னாயிருக்கா..........'
It's a rhetoric question.
A 'no' as an answer is a sin and
mama will NEVER utter it.
He will simply say 'ம்ம்'.

Mami's reaction 'என்ன ம்ம்'.
'நன்னாதான் இருக்குன்னு வாயத் திறந்து சொல்றது'. 

Entire day goes like this and
mama doing everything only after receiving the command, or else, fearing to be branded as 'அசட்டு ப்ராம்மணன்' ;
ஒரு எழவும் தெரியாது'.

But all said and done, this mami loves mama very much 'அய்யோ, நான் இல்லேன்னா அவர் திண்டாடிப் போவார் பாவம், மாமா குழந்தை மாதிரி'.

*The Ever Conscious Mami*

This dear mami is always conscious about how she looks.
Strives to keep her good figure prim and proper, neat and tidy; everything including Mama. 
Dyes her hair and orders mama also to do so.
'Very disciplined and principled' she will call herself.
All the others are  'ஊழல்' as far as she is concerned.
Will try anything related to exercise & health, but miserably will not continue.

She will buy the அங்குசம் first like,
if it is yoga, then yoga pants, yoga mat etc. Mama will sincerely do a research on internet about the best deals on shoe and mat  with Amazon or Flipkart and orders; but ends up with mami  saying 'it's not very nice; it's ok only'.
She goes from walking to yoga to meditation etc but only for ten days...
...... stops with a complaint about the coach not being good.
Not her mistake.
She never commits any mistakes.

*Caring nd submissive Mami*

The typical 'இந்த மனுஷன கல்யாணம் பண்ணி என்ன சுகத்த கண்டேன்' Mami.

A very dedicated sincere mami, running
to the errands of mama, never leaving him for a second.
Mama always calls 'டீ, அதக் கொண்டா'. Mami ' இதோ வந்துட்டேன்.....ணா' type.

Over phone when mama brags, I bought this and that to others, Mami will say  'ஊக்கும், நான் பொண்ணா பொறந்து சீனிவாச அய்யங்காருக்கு வாக்கப் பட்ட மாதிரி இருக்கு. இதுக்கு பெருமை வேற'

But Mamis and Mamas are always really interesting .,(for a change thanglish ல் இருக்கட்டும் என்று,)